The barber was finishing a hair cut on a customer one day and started to apply some aftershave lotion around his ears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me! My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"

Another customer who was waiting replied, "Hey John, you can put the aftershave lotion on me? My wife has never been in a French Whorehouse!"

Then the fun began.