A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of course, teasing him about it.

To help him out, the teacher gave him a sentence to practice at home,"Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare."

In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy to recite the sentence out loud.

The boy nervously eyed his classmates, many of whom were already laughing at him, then replied, "Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn't cooked enough."